it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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