Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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