i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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