I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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