What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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