ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
do herpes really smell.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthdayâ€
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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