wrigley field is MILF paradise
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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