wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
