oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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