We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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