You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast