I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.