Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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