If i come over, it means nothing
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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