so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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