My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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