he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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