I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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