Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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