So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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