she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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