Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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