Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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