hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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