your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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