I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
what if I'm pregnant?
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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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