would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
