so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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