Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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