i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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