i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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