I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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