my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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