i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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