I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
