Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
As shirtless as possible
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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