my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....