It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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