pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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