it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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