: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
