I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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