The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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