It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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