finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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