yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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