check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Let's get the cat blown out
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
