yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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