All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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