She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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