Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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