consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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