I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
how does that bad decision feel?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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