too bad you live with your parents still
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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