I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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