The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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