Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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